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I stole this survey thing from [livejournal.com profile] blaqkasphyxiate.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Bonnie

Bon Bon

Hotchupine


THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:


Writing ability.

Icon making talent.

My eyes.


THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Everything, really... but in specific:
My appearance in general

The way I stumble over what I want to say to the point of where it becomes something to ridicule.

My laziness.


THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
I don't think I have this... haha. I'm American and well, that's sort of it. I'm not even sure which nationalities I'm comprised of with the exception of knowing I have some Native American in me.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Death

Loneliness

Rejection


THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:


Food

Caffeine

Spencerkitty


THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Bra

T-shirt

Pajama pants


THREE BOOKS YOU LOVE:
"Dark of the Moon" by P.C. Hodgell
"Lonesome Dove" by Larry McMurtry

"The Jesus Incident" by Frank Herbert


THREE MOVIES YOU LOVE):
Top Hat

Batman '66

Good Night, and Good Luck


THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
Katatonia

Agalloch

Riverside


TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:


I was born in Maryland
I really like to write

I took ballet.


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
Visit my family

Travel

Take classes.



THREE THINGS YOU NEED IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Trust

Communication

Sense of humor

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:


Dance
Properly Debate

Knit



THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Writing
Reading
Roleplaying
...all of these are very closely related. (I kept your answer because it's pretty much perfect. :D)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Be able to sleep.
Eat something awesome.
Write something worthwhile.

THREE JOBS YOU'D CONSIDER DOING OTHER THAN THE ONE YOU HAVE:
Graphic Designer

Author

Biologist


THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Ireland

Germany

Washington


THREE KID'S NAMES:
Alexander

Teri

Adrian


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Write a novel

Go to Europe

I can't think of a third.



THREE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD COMPLETE THIS SURVEY:
Whoever feels like it I guess.


What is your favorite kind of tea?
Black tea

What do you plan on doing today?
Read, hang out online, clean

What is the last necklace you wore? Bracelet? Ring?
The last necklace I wore was... probably the Griever necklace Pat got me years ago. I don't wear bracelets anymore so it's probably a leather snap one I wore in high school. My engagement ring.

What was the last package you got in the mail?
Christmas present from my grandpa.

How are you feeling right now?
Bored. Sick. Lazy.

Do you want to go anywhere this summer?
To visit my family on the other side of the state. Maybe up North to Mackinac.

What year do/did you graduate highschool?
:( 2003.

How many favorite videos do you have on YouTube?
0

What do you think is the weirdest thing in your room?
A package of crackers I think.

Do you have a Nintendo Wii? X-Box 360? Playstation 3?
X-Box 360.

Do you have a Nintendo DS? PSP?
No. I used to have a DS but I gave it away as a present 'cuz I didn't really use it.

What is your favorite game from each system?
For Wii... I don't really have one. X-Box 360... probably Dragon Age. For PS3... Red Dead Remeption.

What does your watch look like?
I don't wear watches.

What was your first concert?
Cranberries.

Do you have any siblings?
I have an older brother and a younger sister.

Did/do you ever argue with them over anything?
Yes.

Do you collect anything, and what?
Magic cards, dice

Name five things you have on your desk.
I don't have a desk!

What was the last thing someone bought you?
Dinner.

What was the last thing you bought someone?
Video game

Do you play online games like World of Warcraft?
Not anymore.

So how's the weather?
Looks chilly and windy but IDK for sure.

Who are your top ten favorite bands/singers?
No order: Riverside, Agalloch, Katatonia, Rush, The Exies, 311, Seven Wiser, Mudvayne, Cranberries, Dream Theater

What are the last five songs you listened to?
Different Strings by Rush, Light Years by 311, Mosh & Roll by Blood on the Dance Floor, In the White by Katatonia, Ready for the Weekend by Icona Pop

Do you wear perfume/cologne? What kind is it?
I wear Love Spell body spray by Victoria's Secret.

What is the last book you read?
The Legend of Huma by Richard A. Knaak.

What is the next thing you think you'll buy?
Groceries, probably.

How much money do you have in your wallet or purse right now?
>.> A little under four dollars.

Do you like energy drinks? Which is your favorite?
I do. Monster Rehab with green tea and pineapple juice.

How old are your parents?
My mom would have been 51. My biological father is the same age. My stepdad is 41.

Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
Yeah. I knew this girl Emily and we used to fool around in high school.

What was the last magazine you looked at?
Game Informer.

What is the last game you played? Doesn't matter if it's drinking, video, card, etc.
Solitaire

What color is your tooth brush?
Pink and white.

Do you have any viruses on your computer?
I don't think so.

You.
What is your name? Bonnie.
Where do you live? Edmore, Michigan.
Where were you born? Bethesda, Maryland.
How old are you? 27.
When is your birthday? July 31st.
Are you male or female? Female.

Looks.
What color is your hair? Brown.
What color are your eyes? Blue.
What color skin do you have? White.
What kind of complexion do you have? Pale.
How tall are you? 5'3".
What kind of body do you have? Curvy.
Are you happy with the way you look? Not generally.

Getting ready.
Do you pluck your eyebrows? Yes, I do.
Do you put makeup on just to leave the house? Sometimes.
Do you wear eyeliner? If I'm wearing make-up, yes.
Do you use an eyelash curler? No.
Do you straighten or curl you hair? Neither.
Do you try to look good at school? Not in school anymore.
Do you wear your hair up a lot? Sometimes.
Do you take a purse with you everywhere you go? Sometimes.

Junkie.
do you drink a soda every day? Yes.
do you eat 3 meals a day? Nope.
do you eat with your family at the table at least once a day? Nope.
do you eat lots of snacks? Kind of.
do you go to the store just to pick up a snack you're craving? Yeah, occasionally.
do you drink coffee? Infrequently.

Your favorites.
cartoon character: Mulan.
designer brand: None, xD
color: Pink
style: Casual
personality factor: intelligence.
soda: Mountain Dew.
cookies: Thin mints.
ice cream flavor: Bear Claw.
fast-food: Arby's.
magazine: Inquest. (though it doesn't run anymore.)
candy: Reese's.
game console: Nintendo 64.
actor/actress: Thomas Gibson/Ginger Rogers.
pet: cats.
part of your body: eyes.

Your background.
What's your heritage? I don't really know.
What's your ethnicity? American.
What's your 'race'? Caucasian.
What's your mom's name? Teri.
What's your dad's name? Step-dad: Bryan. Bio-dad: Tracy.
Do you appreciate your parents enough? Yes
Do you keep in touch with relatives other than holidays? No and not even then, really.
Do you wish you had a different family? More often I wish my family was like how it was a decade ago.

The opposite (or same) sex.
How many relationships have you been in? A lot.
What’s a key characteristic in a guy/girl? Intelligence.
If you could have ANY guy/girl in the world, what guy/girl would you want? Does it have to be real? David Rossi. ;_;.

Date: 2013-06-07 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blaqkasphyxiate.livejournal.com
*stamp of approval*

Date: 2013-06-07 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
I totally just imagined you having one of those library stamps where they put the dates on? And just punching that on to the computer screen in the comment box. IDEFK why, but you were a gleeful, sexy librarian. :D

ALSO, your fucking icon man, unf. But is it just me or does it vaguely look like he's about to start masturbating? Like srsly, his hand is creeping down. His hiding porn in an official looking file so no one finds out.

:D IT'S NAKED PICTURES OF REID.

Date: 2013-06-07 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blaqkasphyxiate.livejournal.com
THIS IS THE DIRTIEST REPLY TO THE MOST INNOCUOUS COMMENT OMFG HAHA.

Date: 2013-06-07 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
XD I AM SORRY IDEK WHY THAT POPPED IN TO MY HEAD OR WHY I WORD VOMITED TO YOU XDD. I BLAME THE ROSSI ICON. /o\ HAHA.

ILY :3

Date: 2013-06-07 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
\o/! :D I WILL TELL YOU ALL THE PORN THOUGHTS. xDD

Date: 2013-06-07 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
Oh man... xD ALRIGHT, SO...

PORN THOUGHTS

Reid and Rossi in his office while Reid is having a bad day and Rossi gives him a pick-me-up (read: blow job.) They're not dating or anything, Rossi just does and leaves Reid dazed.

Hotch and Reid having morning sex when Reid crashes at Hotch's apartment after a team night out and stumbles in to the bedroom while he's looking for the bathroom.

Rossi and Reid in a police department locker room, life-affirming sex after Reid gets shot.

Reid catching Hotch jerking off to a recording of Reid's voice rambling statistics. ... and then giving him a live-action performance while he finishes.

xD I don't know if I should list more, haha.

Date: 2013-06-07 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blaqkasphyxiate.livejournal.com
omg I didn't expect an actual list of porn thoughts.

THIS EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS.

I LOVE THEM ALL especially morning sex, and life-affirming sex, and and statistic-sex.

Date: 2013-06-07 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
haha! I porn on command, yo!

I HAVE MORE. I feel like there's a large chunk of my memory reserved for storing porn thoughts.

I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THOSE ONES.

:)

I also have...

JJ and Emily... as a parting gift before she leaves for London. On JJ's wedding night because you know how I feel about infidelity and in my head JJ was still in her dress and they were in a random room in Rossi's house.

Reid and Hotch in a fuck-or-die situation where Reid is a virgin and it's his first time and it's super stressful and uncomfortable so Hotch has to soothe him later.

Rossi and Reid when Reid's hooking to get a dilaudid fix.

Hotch and Reid after Hotch manhandles him when he gets too sassy with a group of detectives.

Date: 2013-06-07 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blaqkasphyxiate.livejournal.com
ACK WANT. All of them.

YOU SHOULD GO WRITE THEM ALL or something *mutters*. ;_;

ALWAYS HERE FOR INFIDELITY, FUCK-OR-DIE, DILAUDID, AND MAHANDLING.

Date: 2013-06-08 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
I WILL JUST COMBINE THEM ALL...

Where Reid is addicted to dilaudid and struggling to keep his life afloat with his mom's hospital bills and his own housing bills and his drug habit. SO, Reid starts prostituting himself discreetly on the weekends, covering his tracks by having a go between. And then, during a case, Reid and Hotch are kidnapped by an UnSub so Hotch has to put on a show for the UnSub to buy time for the others to find them and it all involves roughing Reid up but good, slamming him against the wall, putting bruises on his skin and when he starts stripping him for the fuck-or-die situation, he notices the track marks and is all ;_; I wanna help. So once they get through that situation, Hotch tells him to come and stay with him to get clean. Except even though he starts sort of staying with Hotch (and Haley and Jack) he isn't getting clean. Though he is hiding it well from Hotch.

So Hotch doesn't know he's still using (and hooking) until Hotch one time is looking for a hook-up and the girl who Reid is using as a go between sets him up with Reid. And Reid is high as fuck and Hotch knows he shouldn't, but oh lord does he do it.

AND THERE WE GO! I think I got all of them in there. :3

Date: 2013-06-08 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
Haha. xD I thought you'd like the idea!

I love the idea of Reid being a hooker, I can't help it tbh. It's one of my favorite AU ideas ever. Especially when they're both still working at the BAU.

Date: 2013-06-08 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blaqkasphyxiate.livejournal.com
Me too, ngl. *happy sigh*

Date: 2013-06-08 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
Crap, now I just want to do that. UGH. I'm just imagining that initial meeting and Reid is all "no no no" and Hotch is all "Hm, this shouldn't be happening." BUT THEN AGAIN, he did already pay and Reid is pretty hot. >.>

JUST THE ONE TIME, he tells himself, but the first time he touches Reid's skin, threads his fingers in his hair, has his subordinate writhing beneath him, completely at his beck and call due to services he's paid for... Hotch can't resist.

He pulls him aside at work, sets up a time to see him again, more money. Until it spirals out of control and he wants him all the time, pushes him down against his desk and takes him in his office.

And lures him to his hotel room late at night to truss him up against the headboard and take solace in his body.

Date: 2013-06-08 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blaqkasphyxiate.livejournal.com
\o/

Sounds perf tbh. WANT. It's including all my favorite things. /SIGH

Date: 2013-06-08 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
And rough sex! because ftw! I just like Spencer being bruised up and I can see Hotch being like that tbh.

Date: 2013-06-08 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blaqkasphyxiate.livejournal.com
me too and it is b e a u t i f u l tbh. unf. did i mention WANT?

typing one-handed because wine whatever.

Date: 2013-06-08 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
unf unf, i have such vivid images of this in my head right now of like... before Hotch realizes it is Reid he grabs him and pushes him hard up against the wall, all kissing his neck as he works on getting his pants off and then he realizes it is reid when he turns around.

YOU CAN HAVE IT, MAN, I CAN'T CONTAIN MY FEELINGS ON IT TBH. /o\

Also, \o/ WINE!

Date: 2013-06-08 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blaqkasphyxiate.livejournal.com
lsdjfa;lsjdf

skldjfa;slkdjga;lfsgja

/SIGH/

;_;

that's all.

Date: 2013-06-08 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
\o/

That's legit the best comment I've ever gotten on anything I've posted. xD

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