this kind of thing is taking all my sanity and making me a mockery

[blastellanos]

Yes/No meme taken from blaqkasphyxiate.

1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks — and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

[Feel free to ask me anything about these, I would love to explain if there is a story behind it :) ]

Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — No

Been arrested? — No

Kissed someone you didn't like? — Yes

Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes

Held a snake? — No

Ran a red light? — No

Been suspended from school? — Yes

Experienced love at first sight? — Yes

Totalled your car in an accident? — No

Been fired from a job? — No

Fired somebody? — No

Sung karaoke? — Yes

Pointed a gun at someone? — No

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your eyes? — No

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes

Kissed in the rain? — Yes

Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No

Saw someone die? — Yes

Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes

Smoked a cigar? — No

Sat on a rooftop? — No

Smuggled something into another country? — No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? — No

Broken a bone? — No

Skipped school? — Yes

Eaten a bug? — Yes

Sleepwalked? — No

Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes

Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes

Dumped someone? — Yes

Forgotten your anniversary? — Yes

Lied to avoid a ticket? — No

Ridden in a helicopter? — No

Shaved your head? — No

Blacked out from drinking? — Yes

Played a prank on someone? — No

Hit a home run? — No

Felt like killing someone? — No

Cross-dressed? — Yes

Been falling-down drunk? — Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes

Eaten snake? — No

Marched/Protested? — No

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No

Puked on an amusement ride? — No

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes

Been in a band? - Yes

Knitted? — Yes

Been on TV? — No

Shot a gun? — Yes

Skinny-dipped? — No

Given someone stitches? — No

Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — No

Ridden a surfboard? — No

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes

Had surgery? — No

Streaked? — No

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No

Tripped on mushrooms? — No

Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes

Peed on a bush? — No

Donated Blood? — Yes

Grabbed electric fence? - No

Eaten alligator meat? - No

Eaten cheesecake? — Yes

Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — No

Killed an animal when NOT hunting? — Yes

Peed your pants in public? — Yes

Snuck into a movie without paying? — No

Written graffiti? — No

Still love someone you shouldn't? — No

Think about the future? — Yes

Been in handcuffs? — No

Believe in love? — Yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes